Santa 2.0

So, yeah.

Well, we tried to make an official visit to Santa at a local church hosting a 

"Have Breakfast with Santa." Total bust. $20 for the weirdest "breakfast" and then the above photo op took place. 

Myles didn't want to sit on Santa's lap; however, he did explain how airplanes fly.
Maybe he should've put it in magic sleigh terms. Know your audience, Myles.

Myles is saying, "Umm, you're just gonna let this stranger make the baby cry?
I thought we were, ya know, 'against' that."

Then Myles made a sad face & tried to comfort Ollie all while looking at me disapprovingly.

In Myles & Ollie's defense, he was a weird Santa. He asked the kid in front of us if he'd "killed a squirrel and eaten it for dinner" yet. Yet? Sigh. And as my bff pointed out, "They couldn't find a Santa with a real beard in all of the North Carolina mountains?" Seriously.